Scorpio Bride
Ah, Madame Mystery. Guests from different sides of her family, or different groups of friends, are always amazed when they start swapping notes on the day.
The Scorpio bride keeps a lot of secrets, you see, and it’s only on her wedding day that amazed friends and family start realising just how much has been kept under wraps.
This is the bride most likely to skip the big wedding and have a private ceremony. This is also the bride most likely to wear black lingerie under her dress, or no lingerie at all.
Quickie sex just before, during or after the ceremony is not out of the question for the more outrageous Scorpio brides.
The more discreet merely think of their honeymoon and salivate. Passion is a big factor in a Scorpio union, and this is the sign of the zodiac ruled by Pluto, who governs sexual desire and forbidden fruit.
Scorpios love revenge as well. If she’s been spurned by an ex boyfriend, this wedding will be her equivalent of holding up two fingers.
Scorpio Groom
Why is it that when he and his bride are standing at the altar, all anyone can think about is sex? Maybe it’s the famous sizzling Scorpio vibes, seeping out from underneath his tux.
But in truth, no Scorpio can marry without putting sex up there on his Top Three Reasons list. Consequently, the chemistry between bride and groom is a little musky and obvious.
Don’t be surprised, either, if he makes a point of not inviting certain exes or old rivals and enemies. Excluding people he loathes from his wedding is one of his great joys in life.
Jealousy is one of the biggest emotions pushing the Scorpio male’s buttons. So when the priest says "Til death do us part" he thinks it means killing her if she’s ever unfaithful.
Lots of them marry young for this reason - it’s the only way the seething Scorpio heart can ever be satisfied that his beloved is not going to stray.
This is one of the most soulful ceremonies you will ever see. It’s not about cake, it’s about the depths of the human psyche. Expect to sweat a lot.



To cut oval tiers, move in two inches from the outer edge and cut across. Then slice 1-in. pieces of cake. Now move in another 2-in. and slice again until the entire tier is cut.










